Igloos

As you all know, Inuit blood rushes through my veins like the mighty Mississippi (is that the mighty one, or the slow muddy one?). It only follows, then, that I would bring my people out of the ice age, and into an ice house.

That's why I invented the Igloo.




The idea came to me when I was drinking a Quiznos strawberry kiwi lemonade. Mesmerized by the floating ice cubes, as I usually am, it suddenly struck me. If one cup could hold 5-8 ice cubes and keep your drink cold, why couldn't 100 or so freekin' huge icecubes be put together. Then you could live inside the icecubes, protecting you from the slightly-colder-than-icecubes arctic wilderness.

After multiple attempts, and the loss of 4 fingers and a nose to frostbite (not to worry, I invented advanced prosthetics as well, you can't even tell the difference) I finally did it.

Igloos!

I'm also working on a new invention, an Igloo spinoff if you will.




It's called an iGloo and it'll be available by Christmas 2010. It only costs $1,000, but the service plan is spotty at best and costs like $100 a month.

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