Steve Guttenberg

I remember it well. A stormy August night, 1958. The thunderous hum of machinery drowning out the torrential rain on the roof of of my mountain-top laboratory.



After months of careful planning, and nightly trips to the village graveyard, I had assembled the shell for my creation. I waited until just the right moment, then had my assistant Igo.....err....Fred flip the big red lever. What happened after that is the stuff of legends:








And my personal favorite:



While I did invent Steve Guttenberg, I am not responsible for the turds he's continuously churned out over the course of his career. Except for Cocoon, I invented Cocoon...and Jessica Tandy.

Next time on Things "I" Invented: Tax-Free Weekends