Welcome

Greetings and welcome to Things "I" Invented.

I created this blog to share "my" inventions with the world. I was inspired to create this blog after creating "my" other innumerable blogs, all of which "I" own.

Things you need to know to read further:
-Assume for the purposes of this blog that every time I say "I", I mean I.

-In fact, any time I use any self-referential pronouns like "I" or "me"
or possessive pronouns like "mine", "my", "hers"/"his" that I mean I, me, mine, my, hers, or his respectively.

-"I" have invented or will invent almost everything, but for legal reasons cannot take credit for individually packaged cheese slices or Russia.